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[Seedler]

Hey it's a Shitty job but someone has to do it .

If he's anything like I was at that age he 'll be walking around with a perpetual hard on and wont last two days .

He'll be sittin' down mawst of da taime.

I just found out that lifeguards on duty are obligated to save someone that's drowning, like if you don't you'll get sued.

That messes up my whole plan of saving the hot chicks whether they're drowning or not, and leaving the fat/old/ugly people to stop moving, and leisurely dragging them onto the deck.

[callum]

He'll be sittin' down mawst of da taime.

I just found out that lifeguards on duty are obligated to save someone that's drowning, like if you don't you'll get sued.

That messes up my whole plan of saving the hot chicks whether they're drowning or not, and leaving the fat/old/ugly people to stop moving, and leisurely dragging them onto the deck.

Good plan, you do have more of a chance of getting some after they've stopped moving.

[CELEBS]

you would know cawk boy.

[callum]

i can spot these sort of things, i did watch a lot of the a-team when i was a lad.

[Seedler]

Well life guards are only supposed to act when there's no serious danger to themselves, so that would be when the victims stop moving completely.

[callum]

i don't think jumping in the shallow end and getting wet counts as serious danger. poof

[Busyman™]

I just found out that lifeguards on duty are obligated to save someone that's drowning, like if you don't you'll get sued.

That messes up my whole plan of saving the hot chicks whether they're drowning or not, and leaving the fat/old/ugly people to stop moving, and leisurely dragging them onto the deck.

Good plan, you do have more of a chance of getting some after they've stopped moving.

You're quite funny.

[peat moss]

i don't think jumping in the shallow end and getting wet counts as serious danger. poof

Does wetting one's self count ?

[spenz]

Cool! Good luck finding job mate! ^_^

[Barbarossa]

Here's the PDF to becoming a NLS/instructor, and here's my previous qualifications:



There, and once my NLS/WSI gets here, I'll upload pics as well. Stfu for the cunts who didn't believe me.

People think you've photoshopped out your name, but I know you've used black felt tip pen on your cards before you took the phoaties

Terry.