How does one Dodge Bullets?

[100%]

It is getting really annoying, my neighbours keep on shooting each other, the local grocery store owner is also shooting at all the thieves, the bullets are a constant threat to my tranquile cappucino moment.
Does any one have some tips on how to dodge bullets?

[Seedler]

Um, move to my city? Burlington? Where there's 1 death resulting from gun violence in 10 years?

[Buffalo]

Batfink wings, Your bullets cannot harm me! My wings are like a shield of steel!

[100%]

When trying to dodge bullets, words tend not to help too much, prayers are of course another thing.

[spenz]

well that's difficult in your situation. since you won't know when and where is the bullet coming from, what if you are shitting in your comfort room and the bullet ram your arse. wooooot ^_^

[Barbarossa]

magnets. :sage:

[Skiz]

Study Keanu Reaves most excellent bullet dodging skills?

[Virtualbody1234]

[sArA]

I remember her being able to stop bullets with those wristbands...

[Proper Bo]

You'd have to be a bit of an idiot to aim for her wrists then