Until I was around twenty five, everyone in my village called me 'KitKat'. Lots of people still do.
Why do you think this is?
A) There exists a phoatie of me, passed out asleep, with an eyebrow shaved off and four fingers of a KitKat sticking out of my mouth.
B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.
C) After disappearing outside for a while with a local hawtie and being asked if I got into a her jeans, I replied; 'Just call me KitKat' - and it stuck.
D) When people walked past my office, I always appeared to be chatting to the girls rather than doing any work.
E) Was publically forced to tell the truth about the 'shit stains' down a friend's parents' caravan being melted chocolate from KitKat finger fun with a local slapper.
Edit: Fucking 100 character limit on poll options