View Poll Results: Why KitKat?

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  • Option A

    5 26.32%

  • Option B

    2 10.53%

  • Option C

    3 15.79%

  • Option D

    1 5.26%

  • Option E

    5 26.32%

  • All of the above

    3 15.79%
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Thread: KitKat.

  1. 07-13-2006, 12:03 PM #1
    manker
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    Until I was around twenty five, everyone in my village called me 'KitKat'. Lots of people still do.

    Why do you think this is?



    A) There exists a phoatie of me, passed out asleep, with an eyebrow shaved off and four fingers of a KitKat sticking out of my mouth.

    B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

    C) After disappearing outside for a while with a local hawtie and being asked if I got into a her jeans, I replied; 'Just call me KitKat' - and it stuck.

    D) When people walked past my office, I always appeared to be chatting to the girls rather than doing any work.

    E) Was publically forced to tell the truth about the 'shit stains' down a friend's parents' caravan being melted chocolate from KitKat finger fun with a local slapper.





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    Last edited by manker; 07-13-2006 at 12:11 PM.
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  3. 07-13-2006, 12:08 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    I'm gonna go with C, because that sounds like you.
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  5. 07-13-2006, 12:12 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    You git! I am a paragon of virtue
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  7. 07-13-2006, 12:14 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.

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  9. 07-13-2006, 12:25 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    I vote C) because manker's a hot jug of chocolate manliness.
    It's hot in Topeka.
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  11. 07-13-2006, 12:26 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    I vote E - sounds more logical
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  13. 07-13-2006, 12:28 PM Lounge   -   #7
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    All of the above.
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  15. 07-13-2006, 12:43 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    None of the above.
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  17. 07-13-2006, 12:43 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    B) I stole an industrial sized box of KitKats from my mate's garage to feed our collective munchies - only to discover his parents had set it aside for a kids' party.
    A banker, stealing from children? No way.
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  19. 07-13-2006, 12:48 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    A, KitKat, Nice one maker Dude!
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