I just did a shift, on a Saturday.
I feel quite dirty now.
Version Five
I just did a shift, on a Saturday.
I feel quite dirty now.
effendi
Who made up the fourballs?
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Version Five
Originally Posted by manker
Golf is the work of satan. Fact.
As Oscar Wilde once observed
"Golf is shite, Fact".
Or it may have been George Bertram Shaw.
"George Bertram Shaw is shite, Fact."
Did you see the way I just ran with that. Adlib on the interweb ftw.
Four Star Cynic
Very off-the-cuff. I wish I could riff like that.
It's hot in Topeka.
effendi
He was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.
*poof*, I'm off to the pool.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Version Five
*cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).He was a bit of a cunt, as I recall.
*poof*, I'm off to the pool.
effendi
*arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.*cunt*, I'm going to WalMart (part of the Asda family of shops).
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
Version Five
*fudd*, I was actually going to*arse* well, you've got to earn your pocket money somehow, I suppose.stealdownload some apple.
effendi
*chav* would it not be more economical to buy a twatload so you don't have to keep going back and forth t'shops.*fudd*, I was actually going tostealdownload some apple.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
en(un)lightened
I don't wonder why...
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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