Ouch!

[CELEBS]

I recall taking the ex Mrs Biggles up the Orkneys

oohh err les [/graham norton]

[CELEBS]

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England

it's actually a scottish law hen. in berwick at the stroke of midnight any scotsman is allowed to shoot an englishman who is crossing the border.

[Busyman™]

5 degrees? Don't test the water first anyway? Stick a toe in, ffs.

Or she could just stick to waterparks, that's what i'd do .

I

Love

Water

Parks

[CableMan391]

Yea I know how that feels. I live next to a beach. You don't just jump right into the water, you have to check the temperature with your hands or feet.

[CELEBS]

or cawk

[Skweeky]

There's also something about being allowed to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow un a Monday night somewhere in England

it's actually a scottish law hen. in berwick at the stroke of midnight any scotsman is allowed to shoot an englishman who is crossing the border.

I was drunk and stoned. You can't get me on a technicality like that

[Proper Bo]

Yea I know how that feels. I live next to a beach. You don't just jump right into the water, you have to check the temperature with your hands or feet.

bawlcawks, dive in head first like a man

[Skweeky]

I agrees