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    JPaul's Avatar Fat Secret Agent
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    Fifth Gear has proper drivers, actually does more about cars and has the fantastic posh tottie VBH.

    So why do I prefer Top Gear.

    It makes no sence.

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    Do they burn caravans and trash camp sites on 5th Gear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DanB
    Do they burn caravans and trash camp sites on 5th Gear?
    Excellent point, particularly well made.

    Does that mean I'm as shallow as you lot.

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    Jpaul have you ever actually driven a car in its fifth gear? If not it could explain a few things.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    Jpaul have you ever actually driven a car in its fifth gear? If not it could explain a few things.
    When did they add a fifth gear, I thought it was just a name for the programme.

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    The Fifth gear was discovered after they found the Second Gear, but it had issues, (made too much noise, too fast etc)
    It was not until they discovered the Reverse Gear,(backwards), that they implemented it.
    Hence they placed it behind Reverse Gear.
    Tip : when in fourth, rev it up, then jam it into Reverse to get to 5th
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    Last edited by 100%; 07-17-2006 at 11:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    ...It was not until they discovered the Reverse Gear...
    Discovered by the Italians, if I'm not mistaken.
    There isn't a bargepole long enough for me to work on [a Sony Viao] - clocker 2008

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chewie UK
    Quote Originally Posted by 100%
    ...It was not until they discovered the Reverse Gear...
    Discovered by the Italians, if I'm not mistaken.
    Racist.

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    Because Tiff Needell or whatever his name is, is a cunt.

    Period.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky
    Because Tiff Needell or whatever his name is, is a cunt.

    Period.
    Too much information.

    Quite tired.

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