Scottish weddings

[Skweeky]

I have to go to one on Saturday

Is there anything I should know about? It's been 12 years since I went to a wedding. We don't really do that anymore in Belgium, us being all continental like.

[Lilmiss]

Wear something with big pockets so you can stash the leftover buffet in them.

[CELEBS]

thye have a haggis orgy at the end of it. pretty much like a belgian wedding but with haggis stains on your cawk.

[JPaul]

I have to go to one on Saturday

Is there anything I should know about? It's been 12 years since I went to a wedding. We don't really do that anymore in Belgium, us being all continental like.

You'll need to learn "The Slosh" before a Scottish wedding.

[Skweeky]

I suppose what I really want to know... is the drink free?

edit: I have a feeling I'll regret this... but what's 'The Slosh' ?

[CELEBS]

and be prepared to dance to dexys midnight runners singing "cum on eileen she takes it up the shitter"

[CELEBS]

the slosh is a dance where you clap your hands under your legs and generally look like a tit. last comment does not affect female relations, cos they always look like tits when dancing. and the drink will not be free.

[Skweeky]

Shite

[JPaul]

the slosh is a dance where you clap your hands under your legs and generally look like a tit.

It is however mandatory for the burds.

With the matriarchal figures looking on smiling approvingly. Remembering by-gone shags in country parks.

If you do not take part it will be considered a great affront to the Bride and Groom.

[Skweeky]

I might have developed a sore back by then.

With all the outdoors shagging and that