Smack my pinky with a wooden spoon

[Lilmiss]

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon.

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to A + E with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

[Skweeky]

Very much so

[j2k4]

I know a girl who masterbated with a wooden spoon.

She paniced when she couldn't get it out and called her brother to try n help remove it. When they had no luck, she also had to tell her parents who drove her to a and e with said spoon still stuck there. True story, like.

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

[j2k4]

Very much so

Good.

It's a start, after all.

[Skweeky]

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

True story:

My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty

[Lilmiss]

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss.

Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.

[j2k4]

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

True story:

My friend only realised after having sex she had a tampon in
She finally got it out with tweezers, but it wasn't pretty

Must have seemed a bit far-fetched, even then.

My cousin was a navy medic stationed in Italy until recently; he told me a story once about tending a fellow in the E.R. during midnight shift who'd had a light-bulb shoved (carefully, one would assume) up his ass.

He prescribed dilation.

[Lilmiss]

I used to get these teen magazines when I was 13-14 an they always had great stories like that. Sausage got stuck, dog bit me, etc etc

I also know someone who used a frozen sausage to cool herself down, and it froze onto her. I know some sick people really.

[j2k4]

You "know" this girl?

Not that I doubt you, Lilmiss, no, not at all, at all.

Yesh, I do. Wasn't me like, I have clarss.

Also know someone who got their testes caught on barbed wire, but that's a different story.

Yeah, I know that guy.

[Lilmiss]