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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I need to get myself some kids.
    Good idea
    Have them quick, then-

    When Clinton becomes SecGen of the U.N., his wife will make him author a resolution outlawing child labor in the home....

    Why would I want to be in labour in my home

    A nice hospital with loads of painkilling drugs will do be. None of that natural birth nonsense for me. Now Way.
    Bring on the epidural and the morphine

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post

    Have them quick, then-

    When Clinton becomes SecGen of the U.N., his wife will make him author a resolution outlawing child labor in the home....

    Why would I want to be in labour in my home

    A nice hospital with loads of painkilling drugs will do be. None of that natural birth nonsense for me. Now Way.
    Bring on the epidural and the morphine
    Makes sence.

    Then you won't be complaining while you do the dishes.
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    Exactly

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    chicks love doing the dishes. fact. just look at how happy she is.

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    'though if she was my property i'd cunt punch her (Tom Leo style) for letting giant ants into the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    We use the "Hoi, wean wash the fucking dishes" rule.
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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    'though if she was my property i'd cunt punch her (Tom Leo style) for letting giant ants into the house.

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