If Gerry and the Pacemakers sang a cover of "My Heart Will Go On"
"From a Ferry to a Sunked Boat". <- that could be the new album title.
Don't worry manker, I didn't find it funny either when he told it to me last night. Over and over. Like if I heard it three more times it would get funnier. Mind, it was 1:30am and I was trying to fall asleep.
I think you must have been dreaming.