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    Burd-eared mouse

    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post

    A bat is not a burd, it a type of flying potatoe.
    See I never knew that.

    Don't post your sick taxidermist ways here, young laddie.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Instructions for making a headband that looks like mouse ears.

    Materials Needed:
    Construction Paper
    Crayons or Markers
    Stapler or Tape

    Instructions:
    Using construction paper, cut out a strip of paper about 2 inches thick and long enough to wrap around your fore head (make sure you make it an inch or two longer so you can staple the ends together.)

    Now, fold a piece of paper in half and cut out a set of circles. A helpful idea is to find a large cup to trace around! Cut out another smaller set of circles in pink and glue them inside the larger circles.

    Put the bottom edge of each ear up against the strip of paper and staple or tape them in place. Once the ears are attached, staple or tape the ends of the strip together to snuggly fit around your fore head.

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Only an Owl would be wise enough to read those instructions, and they've already got cool ears.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Not as cool as being able to turn your heid full circle tho'.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Instructions for making burds with mouse ears,

    Ingredients.

    One mouse
    Scissors
    One burd - roughly mouse-sized
    A stapler

    Take mouse, cut off ears. Take Burd, staple ears on.

    Simple really.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Not as cool as being able to turn your heid full circle tho'.
    You think I can't already do that?
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Not as cool as being able to turn your heid full circle tho'.
    You think I can't already do that?
    Cheebus did mention that.

    The projectile green vomit was more impressive tho'.

    You lasses and your orgasms. tch.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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