How mental is this

[Mr JP Fugley]

I've got a lifestyle consultant, with the bank.

The account I've got lets me get concert tickets via the bank. They book the tickets and so forth, even if it's "sold out" sometimes. Plus they give a 25% discount. So with one phone call they get the tickets and give 25% off. Now that's cool enough.

However there is also a "lifestyle consultant" who will do pretty much owt you want, footbal tickets, reserve meals etc. You just phone and say, Hoi get me tickest for the game and they phone about to try to get them. Then phone back.

How feckin mental is that.

[clocker]

That's very nice.
Will the bank loan you the money to purchase a lifestyle?

[Mr JP Fugley]

That's very nice.
Will the bank loan you the money to purchase a lifestyle?

Pretty much anything I want as it happens.

I can just phone and say give me money and they do. I don't even bother visiting branches any more.

[100%]

JP Fugley hits westside

[Proper Bo]

Get me some tickets for rancid, I'll purst you a cheque, honest

[Skweeky]

I've got a lifestyle consultant, with the bank.

The account I've got lets me get concert tickets via the bank. They book the tickets and so forth, even if it's "sold out" sometimes. Plus they give a 25% discount. So with one phone call they get the tickets and give 25% off. Now that's cool enough.

However there is also a "lifestyle consultant" who will do pretty much owt you want, footbal tickets, reserve meals etc. You just phone and say, Hoi get me tickest for the game and they phone about to try to get them. Then phone back.

How feckin mental is that.

And when did they phone you up about that i24card?

Could've at least told me about it

Traitor

Rich cunt

Bah