Mosquito Bites..

**F. Canard** · 08-22-2006, 05:04 PM

It's also quite useful should you ever come across Smithee's girlfriend.

**sArA** · 08-22-2006, 05:33 PM

I have no intention of coming across Smithee's girlfriend....

I am not that way inclined.

**Jon L. Obscene** · 08-22-2006, 07:21 PM

Yes. Skeeters.
Bastards.
All of them.

They all need to be burnt.

Or stabbed.

Or injected with itching powder.

Or scratched at for hours and hours until they bleed to death and then burnt and fed to Skunks and shit out then run over by a truck.

Jonno

**NikkiD** · 08-22-2006, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by Jon L. Obscene

Yes. Skeeters.
Bastards.
All of them.

They all need to be burnt.

Or stabbed.

Or injected with itching powder.

Or scratched at for hours and hours until they bleed to death and then burnt and fed to Skunks and shit out then run over by a truck.

Jonno

Awwww... something tells me you're itchy again. Oh, and we're going to Sue's tonight, so you'll have lots of new ones to add to your collection.

**Barbarossa** · 08-22-2006, 08:34 PM

Originally Posted by F. Canard

Originally Posted by Smith

Well I was at me girlfriends cottage and we spent most of the evening outside..I must have about 20-30 bites all over me. That afterbite stuff works for all of 5 minites.

If she tries to bite you again, just punch her in the face.

Absolute

:earl:

If you do resurrect your lol thread I'm putting that in