1. A man goes to the doctors and says.
"Doctor, I keep getting these really bad headaches"
The doctor replies,
"Can I ask you a personal question?"
The man says
"yeah, go on then."
The doctor says.
"Do you masturbate?"
The man, shocked, says
"Yeah......Sometimes, I do."
The doctor replies
"IT'S MAGIC ISN'T IT!!"
2. A man goes to the doctors with a steering wheel down the front of his pants and says,
"Doctor, can you help, I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants!"
The doctor asks "how did that happen?!"
The man replies,
"I dunno but it's driving me nuts!"