Exgirlfriend - serious replies only please

[zapjb]

Serious replies only please.

Ok I'm on a dry streak. Not fun. I'm limited because I don't go with crazy chicks. And I'm not a hunk (good looking - yes) & not rich.

Ex is fine & very upbeat & spiritual. About 3-4 years ago we went together for ~6-7 months. Saw her (yes) 2-6x a year for the following 2 years or so. At one time I had two girlfriends. Her & another. Not bragging just background. Open & honest with both. They each had their assigned nights. And knew I was seeing another & were fine with it. Other was average but very nice & kind. Then the fine one wanted to be exclusive. Ended it with average gal. Ended on friendly terms with fine one a month & a half later. So I was SOL again.

So anyways out of the blue the fine one calls. Says she saw my car with a 4sale sign. I said no, I've had another car for a year. Yada yada she's fine, I'm fine. I'm lying. I'm lonely. For a good slap & tickle yes. But to as large a degree or more, intimacy. Asked her if she'd been up to anything or anywhere exciting, she said no. I told her about 3 exciting trips I've been on.

So her "real" reason for calling. She knows somebody who needs spiritual help. I don't walk on water. But I work on my spirituality. And I've helped & been helped by others before. So yeah she can give the guy (a stranger to her) my phone number.

Then she says, "It's good to know I can always count on you. And you can always count on me if you need anything." So I do believe her "real" reason.

But I'm wondering if she's up for some slap & tickle? 99.99% she's single. I'd like more. But I don't think she's up for that. Thus far I've decided to play it cool & call her in about a week & a half.

So what do you think? Please, constructive comments only. Thanks.

[Busyman™]

Okayyyy

She's up for a fuck. Seriously.

Neva hoid uv slap and tickle before.

[100%]

She has you in her mind and hence refers to you to her friends - whether this is a sexual thing is up to you to decipher. If you want to make this into something more with her then i suggest accepting the dude.. (her friend) hence you will have more incommon etc.
What do you want? quicky or real?

[peat moss]

I fine the hardest thing is just being yourself . Does n't matter that your member can crush walnuts .


You have a good heart ,we can see it so will she . Move on find new lady friend , it drives them nuts !

[zapjb]

@100% The guys is a stranger to her.

And the chance of real, do you mean 4ever? Nah 4ever, very very very slim. But it's always been real with us.

@pm The problem is most (99%) of the women I attract are nuts. I know, I know. But not this one.

[peat moss]

She 's playing you , talk to one of her girrrrl friends to hear the truth .

To be honest I give bad advice in love and sex , but I still try .

[zapjb]

She's a loner. Spirituality, work & family. Girlfriends from work & church. And I don't know any of them.

[peat moss]

You don't have children Zap ? Your lucky then .

[zapjb]

I don't know for sure. And the older I get I don't know about the kids thing. I mean if I have a kid out there & I get to participate, great. But to start one now? Wow unless the mother is superwoman.

[j2k4]

She's a loner. Spirituality, work & family. Girlfriends from work & church. And I don't know any of them.

The cynical side of me (that is to say, the left side) would advise she is indeed nuts, probably homicidal.

Bottom line:

Go for the 'slap-n-tickle', on your schedule, and on the appointed night tell her she has to go to the bathroom while you check her purse for weapons.

Hope this is serious enough.

Enjoy!