In our garden is an apple tree.
I thought it would complete my suburbian lawnmowing image.
Which it did
When the apples form and fruitify, they fall to the ground
that tree produces atleast 50 apples a second, they don't taste good
the apples on the ground rot and attract the entire zoological community which from a human point of view gets really unapetising.
To remove all these fallen apples is a hard and daily chore since our kid loves to eat them.
My hypothesis is this - if you move into a house with an apple tree, buy an axe.