...is today.
I shall be wearing a suit.
Do you have to make a speech ? I always hated that , why I prefer not to be in the wedding party . Post some pics later .
someone should tell your sister that weddings are ghey
The important thing to find out is if they have an open bar. My cousin's wedding did.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Give her my best.
Her bloke seemed like a nice kindofa chap - has a big knob too, I noticed when he stood next to me in the toilets.
Not that she'll know that yet - so don't spoil the surprise, Chebus.
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