Barack Obama: Over-par on the golf course, sub-par everywhere else.
Farts are funny ,farts are fun. And a fox always smells his own hole first .
There was a race horse here in Vancouver called Hoof Hearted , made everyone laff at the announcers attempt to be serious at the track .
"You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went; you can swear and curse the fates, but when it comes to the end, you have to let go"Benjamen button
I never fart.