Things I know for sure
1. I got home somehow.
2. I had a "Goodbodies" mug in my bag, so I must have been to Goodbodies and presumably drank tea.
3. I feel like death on a stick so I must have carried on drinking after the wine tasting and prior to the tea.
4. I have a vague recollection of Cheese shouting at me that it was 4 in the morning and where had I been. Cheese, if I knew I'd tell you.
5. I know it took me ages to walk home. Owing to the zig-zagging.
Things that might have happened
1. I think I remember discussing sex with my boss
2. I think three of us danced in Spar
3. I may have told a lesbian exactly why I wasn't going to kiss her (moose).
4. I may have bought takeaway.