what do you get hanging from trees?
sore arms.
cawk
BT Rep: +4
what do you get hanging from trees?
sore arms.
we want your oil!
a man walks into a bar.
idiot. lol
Fat Secret Agent
What's black and white and sits on a wall.
Humpty Baseball Boot.
Fat Secret Agent
She opened the door in her dressing gown.
Funny place to have a door I thought, in your dressing gown.
Smoke weed everyday
A man walks into a bar.
Ow it was an iron bar.
Whats brown and sticky?
A stick.
2 condoms are walking down the road and pass a gay bar. One condom says to the other ''shall we go in and get shitfaced?''
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i can't anymore take of these
said the punchline
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Fat Secret Agent
What's the gheyest thing in all of gheydom.
Sending your phoatie over the interweb to a Welshman who talks like a wee lassie.
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Paris Hilton
Sexpest
Why are Pirates called Pirates....
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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spmado
BT Rep: +2
pursted this in the spam fred not long ago but it still makes me glag slightly:
A man from Ashington visits his doctor, in the hope of getting a sick note.
"Me leg’s bad, man. Ah divven’t knaa what’s up with it."
"Can you walk?" the doctor asked.
"Work? Y'a kiddin' man, A cannet even waak!"
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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