....has a four year old PC and has no idea what size/ how full the hard drive is.
....isn't sure what OS they are using. "Windows?"
....never backs up anything and has no idea where they saved their precious .doc files.
....is ALWAYS shocked and amazed when their PC fails to start.
....can't be bothered to figure out their software and defaults to calling someone else to bail them out.
....is sure that the pimply 13 year old next door can "make Windows run better".
....will randomly delete files to "clean up the PC".
....thinks AOL actually works.
....has at least one "New Folder" filled with porn.
....will attempt to "upgrade" their Win98 Gateway with the neighbor's Dell XP Restore disk.
....will try to plug their iPod into anything.
....is sure that Word is part of Windows.
....really misses 98, hates XP and wants a Mac cause they're "easier".
....has never been to Windows Update.
....can't get on the internet.
....thinks three AV programs must be better than just one.
....is amazed that their thirteen year old son has Googled "tits".
....is pretty sure that someone is "hacking" their computer to steal valuable information.
....will destroy a Dell "accordian" case trying to replace the modem.
And the list goes on.