His mam.Originally Posted by Spider_dude
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His mam.
cawk
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his dad?
Version Five
Yes and no. I wasn't so much nervous as excited. Well okay, I was a little nervous. Maybe half nervous, half excited. Okay so I had to get my aunt to drive me to the airport because I was too shaky to drive. My nerves disappeared the second I saw him though. It was quite funny actually, he walked through the doors to the passenger pick up area and didn't even see me. I was standing right in front of the doors about 20 feet away from him, he looked at me twice before I finally said "Jon!" and he clued in, and this big grin came across his face. I ran over and kissed him and hugged him - crying my eyes out by that time. Then of course my aunt came over and pulled us apart so we could get going. Well that and because we were still blocking the ramp to exit arrivals. I'll never forget that moment for the rest of my life. Much of the day is a blur, but that first kiss was just... wow. Even now, after 10 months, every kiss is still just... wow.
Yeah, but with the phoaties you posted he had assumed you were female. No wonder he didn't recognise you, beardy.
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epic story NikiD
@adster - be yourself
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disguise your nervousness by sweeping her off her feet and kissing her, it virually worked on me when I really met some1
This fate is worse than death. Condemned to live out existence in a vessel incapable of sustaining my true glory. How am I to function with such limitation? - Illyria
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Get tanked up n nut the bint square in the forehead.
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spmado
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that does wurkGet tanked up n nut the bint square in the forehead.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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I haven't tried it yet, but it sounds quite charming.
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spmado
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also, flash her bewbs at as many strangers as possible. that's guaranteed to wurk
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
en(un)lightened
Never underestimate the sheer carnal appeal of an intellectual and coincidentally hypermammiferous female.
Yes and no. I wasn't so much nervous as excited. Well okay, I was a little nervous. Maybe half nervous, half excited. Okay so I had to get my aunt to drive me to the airport because I was too shaky to drive. My nerves disappeared the second I saw him though. It was quite funny actually, he walked through the doors to the passenger pick up area and didn't even see me. I was standing right in front of the doors about 20 feet away from him, he looked at me twice before I finally said "Jon!" and he clued in, and this big grin came across his face. I ran over and kissed him and hugged him - crying my eyes out by that time. Then of course my aunt came over and pulled us apart so we could get going. Well that and because we were still blocking the ramp to exit arrivals. I'll never forget that moment for the rest of my life. Much of the day is a blur, but that first kiss was just... wow. Even now, after 10 months, every kiss is still just... wow.
Yeah, but with the phoaties you posted he had assumed you were female. No wonder he didn't recognise you, beardy.
It's powerful stuff.
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