The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested
an audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to
see the Holy Father.
Dopey leads the pack. "Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf
nuns in Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment
and answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling.
Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,
"Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY
dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisers, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry
my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding
the floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting,
"Dopey shagged a penguin! Dopey shagged a penguin!"