A burglar got into a house one holiday night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in the dark, he heard a voice saying "Jesus is watching you."
.. He looked aroudn nervously , shook his head and kept looking for valuables. He hear again " Jesus is watching you". This time he shined his light all over that eventually rested on a parrot.
He asked "did you say that?" the parrot admitted that he had. "i'm just trying to warn you, is all"
The burglar replied "warn me, huh? a parrot? who are you.. what's your name?" the parrot responded "moses"
" well what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?".. the bird answered " i don't know; i guess the same folks who would name a Rottweiler 'jesus' ".....