Seedler's Momma is so fat....

[fkdup74]

.....When she hauls ass she has to make two loads.

[tesco]

[Lilmiss]

"She's so fat I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot"

[fkdup74]

.....She stpped on the scale and it said....."Bitch, please....!"

[Gripper]

"her ass has its own zip code"

[GepperRankins]

fkdups momma is so fat that her wieght is often remarked upon

[Rip The Jacker]

Your momma's so fat I drove around her and ran out of gas....


... well I tried. =/

[fkdup74]

fkdups momma is so fat that her wieght is often remarked upon

[Skiz]

His momma is so fat, she walked outside in a red dress and everbody yelled, "KOOL-AID"!!!

[tesco]

...she went to the movies and sat next to everyone