View Poll Results: Ribs or omelette???

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  • Chinese style ribs

    6 46.15%
  • cheese omelette

    7 53.85%
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Spouting on and on...
    It was more the tone I heard in your voice, coming on all businessy like.

    Is that a bit mental.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Although the ribs were doubtless the catalyzing culprit in your episode of gastrinomical distress, you seem to have no sense of propriety as regards mixing imbibables and foodstuffs.

    The three gaseous ingredients militated to overwhelm the slight binding effect of the cheese in the omelette, which could only aggravate the bidirectional aspect of ejection.

    You are lucky to have survived, and may yet die.
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Although the ribs were doubtless the catalyzing culprit in your episode of gastrinomical distress, you seem to have no sense of propriety as regards mixing imbibables and foodstuffs.

    The three gaseous ingredients militated to overwhelm the slight binding effect of the cheese in the omelette, which could only aggravate the bidirectional aspect of ejection.

    You are lucky to have survived, and may yet die.


    Yer a greedy, fat, farting bastard
    Fixed
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Although the ribs were doubtless the catalyzing culprit in your episode of gastrinomical distress, you seem to have no sense of propriety as regards mixing imbibables and foodstuffs.

    The three gaseous ingredients militated to overwhelm the slight binding effect of the cheese in the omelette, which could only aggravate the bidirectional aspect of ejection.

    You are lucky to have survived, and may yet die.


    Yer a greedy, fat, farting bastard
    Fixed
    Thanxed, again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post

    Fixed
    Thanxed, again.
    It's just a small translatory service we provide.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post

    Thanxed, again.
    It's just a small translatory service we provide.
    The four of you present the broadest range of talent, indeed.

    I tout your firm to any and all.

    BTW-

    I wonder if I might temporarily store my spare punctuation and a bit of cash in your vault?

    Mine is down for repairs, as it's been overloaded so long the door-hinges have finally sprung...
    "Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Spouting on and on...
    It was more the tone I heard in your voice, coming on all businessy like.

    Is that a bit mental.
    Not really. It's about right. When I spoke to manker from work, trying to be all worky because I didn't want the powers to know I was on a personal call, he didn't recognise me and was narky to the "posh-sounding bird" he was speaking to. This obviously shows in my writing style also.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    It was more the tone I heard in your voice, coming on all businessy like.

    Is that a bit mental.
    Not really. It's about right. When I spoke to manker from work, trying to be all worky because I didn't want the powers to know I was on a personal call, he didn't recognise me and was narky to the "posh-sounding bird" he was speaking to. This obviously shows in my writing style also.
    Ignore him, he sounds like a wee English Lassie on the phone.

    That's when he's at home ffs.

    It actually does show in your prose, but mebbes I'm just ubber perceptive. That's probly right.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    He sounds like a lassie, but not an English one. WHen he rings I have to balance the phone at an angle so the soundwaves distort into comprehension.
    This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by j2k4 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post

    It's just a small translatory service we provide.
    The four of you present the broadest range of talent, indeed.

    I tout your firm to any and all.

    BTW-

    I wonder if I might temporarily store my spare punctuation and a bit of cash in your vault?

    Mine is down for repairs, as it's been overloaded so long the door-hinges have finally sprung...
    I'd love to help but unfortunately I would live in fear of contamination, on two fronts. Over-use of the letter "z", pronounced "zed" and under-use of the letter "u", pronounced "you".
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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