Is it really shite to be Scottish?

[Lilmiss]

Are you calling me a wanker?

You're not Scottish.






....are you?

[Biggles]

Are you calling me a wanker?

You're not Scottish.






....are you?

I think she is working towards her tartan card

[Lilmiss]

Pft.....dunno why.


I'm constantly trying to dilute my northern blood through sheer alcohol and fatty food intake. Guess that would increase the Scrotsness though.

[Biggles]

Pft.....dunno why.


I'm constantly trying to dilute my northern blood through sheer alcohol and fatty food intake. Guess that would increase the Scrotsness though.

I can see a tammy (actually part of the head and not as commonly thought , a hat) and red hair sprouting at any moment

[Lilmiss]

I can see a tammy (actually part of the head and not as commonly thought , a hat) and red hair sprouting at any moment

Pish right orf choo. I've made a point of covering up any ginger and greys with really strong hair dye.

[Biggles]

I can see a tammy (actually part of the head and not as commonly thought , a hat) and red hair sprouting at any moment

Pish right orf choo. I've made a point of covering up any ginger and greys with really strong hair dye.

I dabbled with Just For Men and scared the bechebus out of myself when I looked in the mirror. Not for the faint hearted that game.

[Lilmiss]

Pft, go for a blue rinse.
It's all the rage for pensioners these days, so I hear.

[Biggles]

Pft, go for a blue rinse.
It's all the rage for pensioners these days, so I hear.

I have done the face down in the Bombay Gin thank you - I am past that stage

cheek

[Colt Seevers]

Or are you over being colonised by wankers?

Fanny Baws.

[peat moss]

Scottish is ok growing up half Scot and aboriginal is another matter .

There's a joke in there somewhere but I'm Scottish and Blackfoot and proud of both . I always think of a joke my uncle said ,Robbie your cheap and you can't drink .