Open mouth, Insert foot
No, no, no.
The 'fixed' thing is not a dry, error correcting mechanism. You'll notice that when more experienced exponents of the art, such as Bo or JP, use this technique, it's either rather funny or particularly clever.
Yours was neither. Please to be stopping with the dabbling. Thanks.
If you slip with that sword it'll save you having to be "fixed"
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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