No Way!

[-L!qU!d-]

A man in a restaurant notices a gorgeous woman sitting
alone. He tells the waiter to send over the bestbottle
of champagne to her.
The woman looks at the bottle and sends a note to the
man, it says: For me to accept this, you need to have
a Mercedes in your garage, a million pounds in the
bank, and 8 inches in your trousers.
The man replies with a note which reads:-
I have both a Mercedes and BMW in my garage, over 10
Million in the bank,,,
BUT not even for you, lady, would i cut off 2 inches
off my willy, So please send the bottle back.

[Crack_man]

hehehe funny one