JP said that, sadly, Ad didn't get a shag when he spent a week with his interweb burd.
Why ever not?
Because she don't dig on blokes with no eyelashes.
There was a dearth of flour for him to locate the damp patch
The chaperone, Al, forbade copulation.
It's actually illegal for ginger people to fornicate in Wagga Wagga.
Both agreed real sex seemed kinda 'ewww' after months of cybering.
Ad worried he'd be shit so pretended he had too much respect for her.
I will be endorsing votes for option number 2
..I can't even remember exactly what the joke is that that choice relates to but it makes me wanna cry
I believe that Al forbade the joining. However only so he could pump her himself.
hmm.. all we know so far is he may be "great" and he goes well .. according to Ad that is
So basically what happened was that Ad went to meet his cyberburd, in Wagga Wagga. However he had to take Chebus' best mate The Great Al as chaperone. Al forbade Ad getting his hole, but did the burd himself and was great.
That pretty much clears it up. Other than Chebus getting the pics from Al.