A man was rooting around in his attic one day, when he came across a very old chest, and when he looked inside the chest he found an old painting and an old violin.
He didn't know much about antiques, so he took them to an antique dealer to see if they were worth anything.
The dealer had a look at the painting, and had a look at the violin and said, "Sir, I've got some good news and some bad news".
So the guy goes, "OK, tell me the good news".
The antique dealer says "The good news is, what you have here is a Stradivarius and a Van Gogh".
The guy goes, "Wow, that sounds good, very good in fact, so what's the bad news?".
The dealer says "Well Sir, I'm afraid the bad news is that Stradivarius wasn't much of an artist".