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    baccyman's Avatar n00b BT Rep: +11BT Rep +11BT Rep +11
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    A woman from Los Angeles, who was a tree hugger and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.
    In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

    He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from your recreational area...... I'm sorry, but they turned me down."

    An obnoxious drunk stumbles into the front door of a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says, "No way, buddy, you're too drunk."
    A few minutes later, the drunk comes in though the bathroom. Again he slurs, "Give me a drink," and the bartender says, "No, man, I told you last time -- you're too drunk"

    Five minutes later the guy comes in though the back door and orders a drink, again the bartender says, "You're too drunk"

    The drunk scratches his head and says "Dang, I must be. The last two places said the same thing."

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    I didnt understand the first one

  4. Funny S**t   -   #3
    me too

  5. Funny S**t   -   #4
    Quote Originally Posted by maebach View Post

    I didnt understand the first one
    the lady was an environmentalist and an anti-hunter, so the doc had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service before examining her.

  6. Funny S**t   -   #5
    explain he firest one


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