seems without the diving man utd scum bag you are still shite.
Edinburgh Man (on telephone) - Sorry I can't come into work today, I'm sick.
Boss - How sick are you.
Edinburgh Man - I'm in bed with my sister.
Boss - Oh I see.
Edinburgh Man - It wouldn't be so bad but her breath smells of my Dad's cawk.
How does someone from Edinburgh tell if it's his sisters period.
His Dad's cawk tastes of shite.
Yes it is hilarious, i tried sadly to add on to it but could not.