We had the TV on last night whilst eating dinner with the children and Paul o Grady was on,Paul was talking to Janet street porter and said "I'm a virgin",to which my 7 year old daughter said to me "So am I aren't I Daddy".
Trying hard not to choke on my food,and with my wife giggling away in the kitchen I replied "course you are darling",
"Good" she says.
"That means I can send Paul free texts,'cause we're on the same network".
What can you do.