Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving cunt
You thought I had deserted you
And started listening to James Blunt
Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving twat
You thought I deserted the Hoops
A little bird told you that
Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving flange
You thought I didn't like the green and white
And instead, adored the orange
Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving minge
You pretend the be nice
But really you're a gringe
Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving snatch
If you shaved of your beard
You would be quite the catch
Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving muff
You're not so tough anymore
Once I called your bluff
Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving vagina
You're such a big pussy
I hope you get angina
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