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  1. 10-18-2006, 04:36 PM #1
    Skweeky
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    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving cunt
    You thought I had deserted you
    And started listening to James Blunt

    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving twat
    You thought I deserted the Hoops
    A little bird told you that

    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving flange
    You thought I didn't like the green and white
    And instead, adored the orange

    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving minge
    You pretend the be nice
    But really you're a gringe

    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving snatch
    If you shaved of your beard
    You would be quite the catch

    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving muff
    You're not so tough anymore
    Once I called your bluff

    Oh JPaul, you Celtic loving vagina
    You're such a big pussy
    I hope you get angina
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  3. 10-18-2006, 04:45 PM Lounge   -   #2
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    :earl:

    My fave bit is rhyming angina with vagina.

    Genious.
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  5. 10-18-2006, 04:49 PM Lounge   -   #3
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    What a beautiful poem...

    I wish someone would write me one.
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  7. 10-18-2006, 05:01 PM Lounge   -   #4
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    Yes, I'm rather proud of that myself.

    I didn't realise how many synonyms I know for vagina

    I must be becoming a true Scotswoman
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  9. 10-18-2006, 05:03 PM Lounge   -   #5
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    you missed out cooter and crack.
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  11. 10-18-2006, 05:04 PM Lounge   -   #6
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    Us Glaswegians don't use them words
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    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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  15. 10-18-2006, 05:05 PM Lounge   -   #8
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    fudd, wizard's cuff, badly wrapped kebab, peabody.
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  17. 10-18-2006, 05:06 PM Lounge   -   #9
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    Fudd, forgot that one

    Maybe next time
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  19. 10-18-2006, 05:08 PM Lounge   -   #10
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    In mansfield they call it mott

    All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
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