What are you going to be for Halloween?
These are some of the ideas I was mulling over:
Harry Whittington - Dressing up like a hunter and glueing 'bb''s on the side of my face with blood.
An OU football player - The OU/TX football game is perhaps the biggest rivalry in college football. Since Texas whooped them this year, I could be a beat-up, bloody OU football player.
The Unincredible Hulk - Dressing up like an old, washed up Hulk. Paint myself green. I could get a pregnant woman suit and use it for a 'beer belly' and get a wig that has a bald head in the middle and hair on the sides and dye the hair green, etc.
Kinky Friedman - Obvious. Black western atire; Big cigar.