Originally Posted by manker
It does sound quite rude ... altho' I was talking to the horse-penetratorYou should have left it as "fix up your qute box". Sounds dirty.
no....that's the fly that penetrates....i just observe.
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Christ, that's all you stoners ever go on about.I'm wasted here
mostly harmless
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effendi
Religious stonersChrist, that's all you stoners ever go on about.I'm wasted here
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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Worst gift I ever received: A tiny lolly-pop wrapped in TONS of tissue and dental floss with 2 quarters in it as well. The guy said the tissue was to wipe my tears of joy. Only problem was, people don't cry when they feel awkward for someone. So...I did lick and consume the lolly pop, floss the candy from my teeth, but for the tissue...I decided to wipe my ass with it instead. It was conveniently in my pocket the same time the dispenser went empty! Saved the day....
Worst gift I ever gave: Sneezing on someones cake.
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I gave someone a badge for their birthday that said "Wearing a badge, yeah?"
no expense spared
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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Cigarettes
The gift that keeps on giving.
pepper your angus
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i once got given a caligrafy set for christmas, i can't fucking spell let alone rite
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In the country i am residing in presently there are only 3 prof calligraphers (splee checkpls) - one who is a friend is making shit loads of money from it, but couldnt handle the freelance part of it and got a job at criminal dep as head of signature control instead.i once got given a caligrafy set for christmas, i can't fucking spell let alone rite
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i gave my girlfriend a pearl necklace once, she looked at me and i knew she was'nt happy.
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