What would you do if you saw an Injured Animal?
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What would you do if you saw an Injured Animal?
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
spmado
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I'd wonder where the fuck it came from
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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This is very important.
Cows' milk can kill birds, hedgehogs and other small mammals - and it will certainly make them very ill, so if you see a Injured Animal, you are best to kill it proper like, stamp on it's head till dead.
proper like... sorted!
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
Feed it cow's milk. Is that the right answer?Originally Posted by Buffalo
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The simplest is to drive over it again.
Poster
Depends on whether it's an attractive animal or a tasty edible animal.
mostly harmless
Is "Video it on my mobile and post it on YouTube" the wrong answer?
Dexter's Apprentice.
If its beyond help kill it quick,I've bashed in the heads of many a rabbit with mixy ma toasties
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
Sexpest
If It was a rabbit with Mixy I'd kill it.
If it was a pheasant just hit by a car I'd eat it.
If it was a mouse I'd go and get my cat to kill it because it amuses me watching her.
if it were a mink I'd skin it and wear it.
If it were a deer, I't treat it the same as a pheasant.
If it were a bear, I'd run away and send the sherriff in to shoot it.
If it were a couger, I'd call many small children to come and pet it - we all know injured cougers like being petted.
If it was a moose, I'd cut it's head off and stick it to a flying bed/the wall.
If it were a platypus I'd point and laugh at the pwnage.
I'd probably just call the RSPCA actually.
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On the Peripheral
If there was a platypus where you lived, I'd assume it's trying to kill itself.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
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