Fuck all.
What have animals ever done for me.
Selfish cunts.
Fat Secret Agent
Fuck all.
What have animals ever done for me.
Selfish cunts.
On the Peripheral
They fed you and clothed you. You're the selfish cunt.
things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia
so, he does
the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"
and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"
the russians fall back, all the way to moscow
and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter
the germans are like "wtf, h4x"
-- WW2 for the l33t
Shovel Ready
Quality.Originally Posted by MagicNakor
If there was a platypus where you lived, I'd assume it's trying to kill itself.
"I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg
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I'm not cruel to Animals, no way, But I think if the animal was well messed up I would have to do something, give it a spliff... etc
This is quite interesting, Toxic Foods for Dogs and effect
(for reference and informational purposes only)
(Chocolate) staggering, laboured breathing, vomiting, diarhea, abdominal pain, tremours, fever, heart rate increase, arrythmia, seizures, coma, death
(Coffee / Cocoa) staggering, laboured breathing, vomiting, diarhea, abdominal pain, tremours, fever, heart rate increase, arrythmia, seizures, coma, death
(Onions) Hemolytic Anemia, laboured breathing, liver damage, vomiting, diarhea, discoloured urine
(Mushrooms) abdominal pain, drooling, liver damage, kidney damage, vomiting diarhea, convulsions, coma, death
(Grapes / Raisins) vomiting, diarhea, abdominal pain, letharg
The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me
Fat Secret Agent
There are no animals working in ASDA.They fed you and clothed you. You're the selfish cunt.
Couple of huns like, so I s'pose they count. But other than that, nope.
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Animals only feel pain in black and white.
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indeed,
they only take, take and take, over and over take your spermatozoa
never giving you a little mutated baby jpaulsheep in return.
selfish cunts.
Fat Secret Agent
You really do need to take the tablets, Zigster.indeed,
they only take, take and take, over and over take your spermatozoa
never giving you a little mutated baby jpaulsheep in return.
selfish cunts.
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but they make me see thiiiiings
(sloppy comeback btw)
Fat Secret Agent
You tried your best.
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