Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We was madly in love... We made our way down to that there tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.
"You're givin' me a woody, Clem," exclaimed Jed.
"Yep, it was goin' real good until I looked up and saw her mamma standing right there watching us."
"Damn, what did her mamma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?"