I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.
I think it will be ok
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I have munchies, (alcohol related)
but i only have a whole frozen chicken, It will fit in the kettle & I could re-boil it a few times.
i'm well hungry but the cook has gone for the night.
I think it will be ok
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spmado
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I don't think it will, but pics anyway
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
sex the chicken and get a light for your cigarette from the kettle
Disclaimer: The above advice can result in having to wait in A&E with a kettle stuck on head and a chicken
μετά
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sack the cook for leaving you hungry n order a keebab
Poster
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1. Sack the Cook
2. Warm the chicken
3. Screw the Chicken
4. Screw the Cook's girlfriend/wife
4.5. If girl/wife ugly, screw next hot girl you see.
5. Then light the cigarette
Madden Champ!
Make sure when your cooking the chicken, that theres some pink left in the middle (or even better red). This means it's done and ready to eat.
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
Poster
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Or ready to pop a cherry with.Originally Posted by JordoR
HOooo Yeaa...Redneck PhUckIn!
μετά
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remember -if it tastes fishy and the use by date is nov 2004 or less, then it needs an extra 10 mins cooking.
we want your oil!
microwave it for ages then grill it in small bits?
spmado
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idiots
he posted this an hour ago, he'll already be puking from the food poisoning by now
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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