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    hippychick's Avatar Memo, what memo? BT Rep: +5
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    In a State Of Confusion
    10. Instead of saying, “Ho-Ho-Ho,”
    he exclaims “Oy vey!”

    9. He asks the mothers if
    they want to sit on his lap.

    8. His credentials include a Playgirl Centerfold.”

    7. You recognize him as a former NFL star
    doing Community Service hours.

    6. He avoids the the food court
    unless his lawyer is present.

    5. He refers to the wishing fountain
    as his “tip jar.”

    4. He won’t talk to the kids
    without a disclaimer.

    3. He asks the kids to leave him
    milk and ATM cards.

    2. He becomes the new
    cigarette lobby spokesman.

    1. Before the kids sit on his lap
    he orders the elves to frisk them.

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
    maebach's Avatar Team FST Captain
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    burlington, Ontario

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    jaum's Avatar )-0-0-( BT Rep: +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35BT Rep +35
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    nice dude hiihhi

  5. Funny S**t   -   #4
    lol tip jar

  6. Funny S**t   -   #5
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    Nice bro


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