Paddy has broken his leg and his mate Mick goes round to see him.
Mick says, how you doin? Paddy says do us a favour, nip upstairs and get my Slippers, my feet are freezing.
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's two gorgeous 19 year old twin daughters sitting on the bed.
He says your dads sent me up here to shag the both of you.
They say get away with ya.. Prove it.
Mick shouts downstairs Paddy, both of em..?
And Paddy shouts back of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin one?