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    Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.
    The frog said to the princess, "I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with my mom and you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel happy doing so."

    That night, while the princess dined on frog legs, she kept laughing and saying, "I don't THINK so."
    Lewis bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that he cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and Lewis was stuck again.
    The neighbor suggested he notch the ear of one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again Lewis couldn't tell them apart.

    The neighbor suggested he measure the horses for height. When he did, he was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one.
    A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow, he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew. He finally made his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress. Figuring the fellow was in need of some assistance, he proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. His attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence.
    Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"

    "I dunno." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"

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  3. Funny S**t   -   #2
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    the drunk joke sounds like some people I know.

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    HA HA good one.

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    rofl glag @ 2nd one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seedler View Post
    rofl glag @ 2nd one.


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