Vibrator or a rampant rabbit.
Dexter's Apprentice.
Vibrator or a rampant rabbit.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
effendi
Get her a bin. Make sure it's chrome and shiny
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
effendi
Kitchen appliances as xmas gifts for girls. FTW.
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
It's pink and everything, I'm thoughtful like that.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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That bin looks very sad shoved in the corner like that, it should be placed centrally in the room, to emphasis it's full reflective awsumness.
effendi
My gift suggestion is phallic shaped to remind her of her other dutiesOriginally Posted by Proper Bo
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
spmado
BT Rep: +2
Well my gift suggestion produces steam to remind her of her other dutiesMy gift suggestion is phallic shaped to remind her of her other duties
(making tea or any hot beverage of my choosing, obviously)
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Dexter's Apprentice.
You gentleman are princes amongst men and I forsee a long future of batcherlerhood ahead of you.
All spelling mistakes and grammatical errors in my post's are intentional.
effendi
Get her a fridge full of Stella.
Obviously, girls don't drink Stella so you'll reap the benefits of the contents while she can use the (soon to be) empty fridge to store salad and girlie drinks like cider.
Everyone's a winner
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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