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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD View Post
    He just called and said he'd be here in fifteen minutes. I was just about to go shower ffs. Grrr.
    I normally only take five minutes, maximum, in the shower.

    Unless I have a wank, like.

    Surely you don't find yourself so irresistable that you can't limit yourself to simply washing this time?
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    gay

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD View Post
    He just called and said he'd be here in fifteen minutes. I was just about to go shower ffs. Grrr.
    I normally only take five minutes, maximum, in the shower.

    Unless I have a wank, like.

    Surely you don't find yourself so irresistable that you can't limit yourself to simply washing this time?
    Crap. I did a whole thread once on my shower ritual, but it disappeared in the mass delete of '04.

    I'm usually about ten minutes. Women have more stuff to do in the shower than men do. :fact:

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    if you tell him you are just going to get in the shower he would turn up sooner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD View Post
    I left off work early today, because my hot water heater has been dripping and they...
    Why would you need to heat hot water?

    Isn't it just a water heater?

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    Pfttt....

    I thought it was a repair who was wanking on the job
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD View Post
    He just called and said he'd be here in fifteen minutes. I was just about to go shower ffs. Grrr.
    I normally only take five minutes, maximum, in the shower.

    Unless I have a wank, like.

    Surely you don't find yourself so irresistable that you can't limit yourself to simply washing this time?
    damn, i could take like a 1-2 hour shower, and not wank
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    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NikkiD View Post
    I left off work early today, because my hot water heater has been dripping and they...
    Why would you need to heat hot water?

    Isn't it just a water heater?
    I call it a hot water heater too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rossco View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Virtualbody1234 View Post

    Why would you need to heat hot water?

    Isn't it just a water heater?
    I call it a hot water heater too.
    Yeah, that would be from Jon's phone call to Reliance Home Comfort...

    Jon: Hi, our water heater is dripping water.
    Customer Service: Is that a hot water heater?
    Jon: Ummmm.... yes.
    CS: Where is your water heater leaking from?
    Jon: From the drain at the bottom.
    CS: So Mr. Jon, you have water leaking in your hot water heater?
    Jon: No, I have water leaking out of my water heater.

    This went on for quite a while.

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