I'm lacking good jokes for the Xmas parties that are coming.....put your funniest joke here!
Here's one i heard recently:
Two dyslexic skiers are arguing on the top of the slope....
Andy: "I'm telling you, the instructor said to zig-zag down the hill!!!!"
Steve: "No, he said zag-zig down the hill, not zig zag!"
Andy: "Ok, let's ask this guy here with the sledge...excuse me mate, do you zig-zag or zag-zig down the hill?"
Steve: "Sorry mate, can't help you, i'm a tobogganist"
Andy: "Oh, nevermind then. I'll have 20 cigarettes and a lighter please."