What Makes Your Cunt Cringe?

[Alien5]

why dont you call it a fleecesuit?

[Gripper]

because I'm not a sheep,bah.

[Alien5]

whats wrong with a sheep?

[JPaul]

Ryan Giggs diving, that's a real cringe inducer.

You're a cad and a bounder and I hope you get AC Milan in the next round.

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What really makes my cunt cringe is civil servants who, when asked what they do for a living, reply; 'I work for the government'. Thinking it makes them sound like James Bond. Some of these cunts even raise one eyebrow as they say it.

It doesn't make them sound like James Bond, btw. It makes them sound like a twat.

What if they are, in fact, James Bond.

Answer me that one Mr so called manker.

A James Bond advert just came on t'telly. How spooky is that. Yet more absolute proof that God exists.

[Alien5]

there must be thousands of james bonds working for the government.

[JPaul]

Why must there.

[S!X]

Makes my cunt cringe right up

I had the impression that you were a guy, but that statement completely abolished that assumption.

[j2k4]

...that statement completely abolished that assumption.

I hate it when that happens; can't be sure about the cunt thingie, however.

It's not effective metaphorically, especially not when one is endowed with the tender testicles of normal manhood...there's one for you:

I suffer a total body cringe when I contemplate a shot to the...ah, never mind, I can't type when I do that.

[Alien5]

Why must there.

cos there are so many government jobs out there.

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[JPaul]

You said the government, not a government.

So you can't really mean more than one. Fact.

Therefore we will assume it to be the Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Including all of her civil servants.

Let's assume there are about 500,000. Just for a larf.

Now, you said there must be at least 2000 called James bond. That would be 2 in every 500, or 1 in every 250.

Now I'm not saying that isn't true, just asking how must it be true. Is there some sort of rule.